The dishwasher whispered
To the toaster one day
There’s crumbs in my workings
In an irritating way
The toaster responded
With a mouth full of bread
The faults not my own
It’s the humans I said
The kettle then screamed
My ass it’s a glow!
Stop bickering this minute
My lid’s gonna blow!
The oven just smiled
A long gentle burn
He knew what was coming
He’d just wait his turn
Then a cold laden breeze
Filled the room with despair
With the fridge door ajar
They knew who was there
“Breakfast is ready”
Came the bone chilling call
And the hoards then descended
On the appliances’ cabal
Another great one, Pam……your head must be so full of all these incredible words and lines, etc. Thanks for sharing, my friend! XO
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haha Thanks Jill! I will admit I do have a quirky mind.
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This just set me in the right mood for the day! Though now I’m feeling the meagerness of my Cheerios, and hankering for some bacon…
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hahah It does make the imagination wonder what happens when the lights are out!
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hahaha nice one! 🙂
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Thanks!
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I laughed out loud at several of the lines. Thanks
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I am so pleased!
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Good imagination 🙂
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Thanks (:D)
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I knew they were in cahoots! 🙂
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hahah!
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This IS brilliant and such a hoot to read!!
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I am so pleased you liked it! (:D)
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Very funny and so clever 😀
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Thanks Ralph. I do like a little silly!
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This is so fun. I’m smiling,Pam. the poor kettle.
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Thanks Dan!
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As I read those lines I was actually visualizing them in my mind. Quite funny. Thank you for participating in the Cherished Blogfest.
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I’m glad you enjoyed it. It was fun to write.
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This is so clever, and so much fun! Thanks for sharing this #CBF17.
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Thank you so much. I enjoyed sharing it.
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Delightful! Such a clever take on that which you cherish.
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Thank you. We can find whimsy anywhere and everywhere if we look hard enough.
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you brought smile to my face at the end of tiring day, thank you:)
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That pleases me. Thank you.
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