I once knew a man from Cornwall

He managed a famous fish stall

Then late there one night

Was something not right

And Syd was not seen there at all

Now another man known as Ned

Had always wanted Syd dead

A stab in the back

A horrid attack

And now that stall’s full of bread

I’ve heard that Ned had wife

And evil were his skills with a knife

the killing he’s done

but he’s not on the run

Because now he’s doing 20 to life