The English language
Is constantly evolving
Or de-evolving
As the case may be.
We drive on a parkway
And park on a driveway
And sometimes the two
Are the same.
Opinions are rampant
And you’re entitled
To yours
But sometimes
It just doesn’t help.
And no I don’t know
Just what needs to be said.
If I knew what was new
Then I’d go to the do
That I knew was due
Once I was out of the dew.
First your wound must be wound
With a bandage I think,
For the job to be done right
Which witch do you want?
With spells at the fore
I think we need four.
Now here is a reason
Their heads are confused
They say that they sank
A boat that was sunk
That everybody said would sink.
Then there’s the hare
With silly old hair
But no one could find a brush.
And where should wear
The wares from the hares?
Fashion’s a sore point for some.
If you think it’s a mess
I will surely confess
And then I’ll address
The problems.
With the words that we speak.
There’s so much to say
About speaking your way
Starting to stray?
Then in you must weigh!
You’re probably right
I’ll just sit here and write
And the voice in my head
Can drop dead!
Now never know fear
No worries I’m here
And confusion
Is the word of the day.
haha this is brilliant! keep up the good work 🙂
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Thanks! It was fun to write.
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The English language is always fun, its the reason I write poetry anyway!
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haha Excellent word play 🙂
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Thanks! I had way too much fun writing it!
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Good to hear 🙂
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I am now 😀
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hahaha Fun isn’t it?
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A very good play on words, but your poor head, after putting that together 😀
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This is a great composition – don’t know how you do it! Funnily enough I was involved in a conversation about languages the other day and I said I think English must be one of the trickiest! Just for the reasons and confusions you mention.
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Thanks! In all honesty,I was venting. I had to stop yelling at the TV and just write about it all.
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This was positively Ogden Nashian (and that’s a compliment!) 🙂
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Wow, Thanks! I love Ogden Nash!
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What fun! Thanks
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I’m glad you enjoyed it John!
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🙂
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OMG you made me laugh. The English language is always changing and right now it’s an absolute mess.
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ahaha Crazy isn’t it?
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