The Cabal

 

The dishwasher whispered

To the toaster one day

There’s crumbs in my workings

In an irritating way

 

The toaster responded

With a mouth full of bread

The faults not my own

It’s the humans I said

 

The kettle then screamed

My ass it’s a glow!

Stop bickering this minute

My lid’s gonna blow!

 

The oven just smiled

A long gentle burn

He knew what was coming

He’d just wait his turn

 

Then a cold laden breeze

Filled the room with despair

With the fridge door ajar

They knew who was there

 

“Breakfast is ready”

Came the bone chilling call

And the hoards then descended

On the appliances cabal

17 thoughts on “The Cabal

  1. Murphy's Law

    This is a riot! Thank you for starting my day with a hearty belly laugh. Good grief, the world of technology thinks we need refrigerators that can talk to us. Next our appliances will be organizing a union!
    🐾Ginger 🐾

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