I once knew a man from Cornwall,
He managed a famous fish stall.
Then late there one night
Was something not right
And Syd was not seen there at all.
Now another man known as Ned,
Had always wanted Syd dead.
A stab in the back
A horrid attack
And now that stall’s full of bread.
I’ve heard that Ned had wife.
And evil were his skills with a knife.
The killing he’s done
But he’s not on the run
Because now he’s doing 20 to life!