I Once Knew a Man From Cornwall . . .

I once knew a man from Cornwall,

He managed a famous fish stall.

Then late there one night

Was something not right

And Syd was not seen there at all.

 

Now another man known as Ned,

Had always wanted Syd dead.

A stab in the back

A horrid attack

And now that stall’s full of bread.

 

I’ve heard that Ned had wife.

And evil were his skills with a knife.

The killing he’s done

But he’s not on the run

Because now he’s doing 20 to life!

12 thoughts on “I Once Knew a Man From Cornwall . . .

  1. Murphy's Law

    Hahahah! Hysterical! Old Ned should’ve found a better hobby than killing people! 20 to life, for wielding that knife, Old Ned could’ve lost his head! 😂
    🐾Ginger 🐾

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