Dinner Plans

A Cornish hen doesn’t care about salt
Or roasting pans overheating.

A Dairy Cow has made new plans
That don’t involve her udders.

The chicken’s gone, it hitched a ride
Aboard a boat of cheese.

And next in line I’ve heard it said
The condiments are leaving.

Knives and forks and plates are staying
But oh so unencumbered.

The pizza left and donuts too
The shakes are starting off.

Vegetables are getting out
The fruits are right behind.

Your dinner plans may be on hold
The ingredients are striking!

17 thoughts on “Dinner Plans

  1. Murphy's Law

    Hahahah!! This is so funny and clever Pam!! You never cease to amaze me with your imagination.

    I put chicken in the fridge last night to defrost for tonight’s dinner…. I’m afraid to look to see if it’s still there!!

    Love your sketch!
    🐾Ginger 🐾

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