A Cornish hen doesn’t care about salt
Or roasting pans overheating.
A Dairy Cow has made new plans
That don’t involve her udders.
The chicken’s gone, it hitched a ride
Aboard a boat of cheese.
And next in line I’ve heard it said
The condiments are leaving.
Knives and forks and plates are staying
But oh so unencumbered.
The pizza left and donuts too
The shakes are starting off.
Vegetables are getting out
The fruits are right behind.
Your dinner plans may be on hold
The ingredients are striking!
Hahahah!! This is so funny and clever Pam!! You never cease to amaze me with your imagination.
I put chicken in the fridge last night to defrost for tonight’s dinner…. I’m afraid to look to see if it’s still there!!
Love your sketch!
🐾Ginger 🐾
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Thanks Ginger! I do love to giggle . . . (I hope your chicken didn’t escape!)
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We would be in a mess if they did. Ever try to eat cardboard Pam? 😀
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Actually I think I have. It was a new vegetarian restaurant . .
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lol 😂 I shouldn’t laugh, each to their own. ‘Back in the day’ I tried some of that stuff and they did taste bleh! But I have been informed that the menu has become rather good 🙂
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I am sure some is wonderful, I just haven’t tried that one yet.
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haha Clever title and an entertaining poem. 😀
And I love the folds you’ve drawn in the table cloth – very realistic. 🙂
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Thank you so much!
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You’re welcome 🙂
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Very nice work, Pam, words and drawing, The poem worries me a bit, I’m going to need to have dinner tonight. What if it all left? Oh no!
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Mark did mention a little cardboard . . . a little ketchup, oops that may be gone too. Sorry.
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Love the art and the poem!
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Thank you so much!
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🙂
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LOL Good one, Pamela.
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Thanks John.
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😊
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