Discriminately speaking,
Said the possum from bed,
There’s a fly on the wall
And I think that’s he’s dead!
How can I sleep
Surrounded by crime?
Murder and mayhem
Time after time!
There’s much to be done
To save all our lives.
But first clean the wall
It’s giving me hives.
Doctor, oh Doctor
Have you got a cure?
Things are not right
Of this I am sure!
There’s a wolf at my door
And he wants to get in!
He wants me for dinner,
And his cooking’s a sin.
Now the rabbits are fine
Not a hair out of place.
Which makes me suspicious
I think there’s a case.
Fraud and deceit,
They play all the time.
I don’t trust the cuteness
I think it’s a crime.
How weary my soul
With this evil about.
I’ll go back to sleep
And cover my snout!
It’s a vicious world out there … especially if you’re low on the food chain!!
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Yes, but one can always go back to bed and dream it way!
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Tough being on the bottom of the totem pole!! Pam, your cleverness is working overtime! 🤗
🐾Ginger 🐾
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Ginger I am having WAY too much fun!
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This is very clever, Pam. I’ll vouch for the bunny, though. I think the cuteness is real.
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That’s what they WANT you to think . . .
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hehe Very creative and entertaining! 😀
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Thank you my friend!
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You’re welcome. 😀
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I don’t know about the animals Pam but here in Australia I would be classified as a mass murderer. The flies I have …ahem…removed from my face or sprayed profusely must be in the millions.
I’m probably on their ‘Most Wanted’ list. It’s a wonder I can sleep at night with that awful tally hanging over my head 😀
Well written dear lady, gives a whole new perspective on guilt and who eats who 😀
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hahah . You are making me hungry!
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I enjoyed this, Pamela. The sinister bunny was a hoot.
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Thank John. That cuteness is all a front!
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I think so too.😀
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