A Felonious Fetish

I am here to confess

To a serious crime.

I am planning it out

It may take some time.


But wicked and evil

And nasty I’m sure.

A felonious act

Will soon now occur.


I have thought it all through

And I am going to commit.

An act so depraved

You will deem me unfit.


But things now are rough

In these desperate times.

I just may be crazy

But still it all rhymes!


I will stop using commas

And my meaning may slip.

Confusion a constant

But still sharp as a whip!


Now I know you are thinking

That woman is mad.

But I’ll bet you did smile

At least just a tad?


Then my work here is done

For the moment at least

Til the next time perhaps

When I . . .


Hee hee hee.

38 thoughts on “A Felonious Fetish

  1. Murphy's Law

    Funny funny funny. No commas….what a great idea! My adult granddaughter texts everything in lower case and no punctuation at all.
    🐾Ginger 🐾

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  2. Jill Dunbar

    I did smile a bit, but?????

    I find it hard to believe that beautiful, gentle, kind, caring, loving gal like Pam could write something like that

    or even think it, so I am wondering who is writing in your name JJJ I just love the title “A Felonious Fetish”..

    You certainly do have a knack for words.

    Have a great day, Pam. Stay well and Stay Safe, please.

    Peace and love,

    ~ Jill ~

    “Peace begins with a Smile”

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  3. John Hric

    Felonious fetish ! Certainly a crime less traveled. One does not simply walk into Mordor. Except perhaps a certain femme fatale of the felonious fetish. There might even be a saunter, with a dash casual mystique even…

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