I am here to confess
To a serious crime.
I am planning it out
It may take some time.
But wicked and evil
And nasty I’m sure.
A felonious act
Will soon now occur.
I have thought it all through
And I am going to commit.
An act so depraved
You will deem me unfit.
But things now are rough
In these desperate times.
I just may be crazy
But still it all rhymes!
I will stop using commas
And my meaning may slip.
Confusion a constant
But still sharp as a whip!
Now I know you are thinking
That woman is mad.
But I’ll bet you did smile
At least just a tad?
Then my work here is done
For the moment at least
Til the next time perhaps
When I . . .
Hee hee hee.
Butterfly Sand 
Oh how I’d love to stop using commas. I at least like to stop using them incorrectly.
Thanks for the giggles.
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hahah. The comma is your friend! When you pause, toss a comma in to keep your place.
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My problem is, I pause when my editor is saying “hurry up and get to the point” 🙂
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Writer humor! I love it.
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High praise from you!! Thanks
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Funny funny funny. No commas….what a great idea! My adult granddaughter texts everything in lower case and no punctuation at all.
🐾Ginger 🐾
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That would drive me mad!
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better the coma than the buttler.
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That was my mom! Her handwritten letters to me in university were an adventure to read. It could take a while to decipher them 😀
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She sounds like a great lady!
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She was a force 😀
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Ok, so whip me, I’m a writers felony in motion…or as Boy George sang…a comma, comma, comma, comma, comma comedian! 😂 🤣
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Now that Boy could make a comma sing!
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lol 😂 🤣
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I did smile a bit, but?????
I find it hard to believe that beautiful, gentle, kind, caring, loving gal like Pam could write something like that
or even think it, so I am wondering who is writing in your name JJJ I just love the title âA Felonious Fetishâ..
You certainly do have a knack for words.
Have a great day, Pam. Stay well and Stay Safe, please.
Peace and love,
~ Jill ~
“Peace begins with a Smile”
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Words are the grains in my sandbox.
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New writing challenge: create a story, with nothing but commas.
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,,,! ,,, ,,, ,,,, , ,,,? hee hee hee!
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Silly girl! 👍🌞🦄
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That would be me!
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🤣🤣🤣👍👍
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Thanks
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Felonious fetish ! Certainly a crime less traveled. One does not simply walk into Mordor. Except perhaps a certain femme fatale of the felonious fetish. There might even be a saunter, with a dash casual mystique even…
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ooooh! I like it! Can I take Gandalf?
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Yes, I did smile. Thank you, Pam.
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My pleasure John.
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‘…When I . . .’ Hmm, a conundrum. What will you do next? 😀 … change into a beast? … Invite you to a feast? …
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hahaha. I wondered who would ask! “When I surprise a wee beast!”
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Hahahaha! 😀
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This is a first for me … a poem with a cliffhanger!
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I do love a challenge! The final line: “When I surprise a wee beast!”
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What a difference and how much fun . . . when we unshackle ourselves from commas. You just proved it!
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Yeah but I am feeling definite signs of withdrawal!
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lol, that is good Pam, what a reply 😂
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Thanks Mark. As I was saying, I miss my commas.
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LOL
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Love it.
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Thanks.
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