This picture is part of a challenge by Sue Vincent at scvincent.com. Participants must use this image as inspiration. I would like to submit this Micro Story for your amusement.
Guardian Bob
“Bob. BOB. BOB!”
“What?”
“You were dozing off. A seagull just pooped on your nose!”
“Damn birds!”
“So . . . whatcha doing?”
“I’m sleeping, you knucklehead! I was sleeping . . . Why did you wake me up?”
“I’m bored.”
“Seriously?!! We have a beautiful vantage point! We can watch sweet young things bathe in the nude! We can see for miles. The air is clean and . . .”
“I’m bored.”
“Ok, ok. Let’s pack up and go home. You get the car.”
Poor Bob.
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That’s what happens when you sleep on the job.
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I guess so.
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Not Bob’s lucky day! Hope he wasn’t snoring with his mouth open! Ewwwww!!
🐾Ginger 🐾
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hahaha. Tasty! Not!
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Oh no!
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hee hee hee
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There’s no pleasing some folk 😉
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hahah. Too true!
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I guess Bob isn’t believing that thing they say about it being good luck . . .
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It’s good luck it didn’t land on his mouth?
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Yikes!
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Good one and the only question I might have is “Where is the car?” lol
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Out of sight, out of mind.
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I’ve been hit by an aerial bomber of epic proportions. When you get bombed by a pelican it leaves…what would you call it…a path of destruction 😂
Imagine your mouth open asleep and wearing that. As Ginger said, eeeew!!! 😂 🤣
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A B52 bomber!
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Yes! It is like that Pam, multiple fluid missiles and I swear they’ve got radar installed in them 😂 🤣
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So ungrateful! 🙂
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Oh, yes
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🙂
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Thanks Jennie
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You’re welcome, Pam.
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Oh, Bob. This is why you keep your nose to the grindstone
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Or his nose IS the grindstone . . .
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😏
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Consider me amused. 😉😊
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And I am pleased.
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So funny!! Thanks! Happy Sunday!
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Thank you! Happy Sunday!
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