This picture is part of a challenge by Sue Vincent at scvincent.com. Participants must use this image as inspiration. I would like to submit this Micro Story for your amusement.
“Bob. BOB. BOB!”
“You were dozing off. A seagull just pooped on your nose!”
“So . . . whatcha doing?”
“I’m sleeping, you knucklehead! I was sleeping . . . Why did you wake me up?”
“Seriously?!! We have a beautiful vantage point! We can watch sweet young things bathe in the nude! We can see for miles. The air is clean and . . .”
“Ok, ok. Let’s pack up and go home. You get the car.”