This is a Blast from my Past. August 2017 to be precise. And it is still happening!
Now, I am not the Grammar Police. I am not an expert in all things grammatical. What I am, is an English and Drama Major from a reputable University. I love words. I love the way they can paint a picture. I love their relationship with each other. I love when they are used well. And I hate it when they are perverted.
Just a heads up . . . I am going to have a little rant and I do not wish to offend anyone. If anybody wishes to move on, I promise not to talk about you behind your back. However . . . .
The boat is about to sink. The boat sank. The boat was sunk. That wasn’t too difficult. So why is it the newscasters are now saying sunk when they mean sank? Aaaahhhh! It irks me. It truly irks me.
When I was growing up I was taught that they were three tenses: past, present and future. (Yes, I know, even that gets more complicated) Now anyone that comes to English as a second language realizes that it is not an easy one to learn. It contradicts itself, it misrepresents and it is basically confusing. I have always felt that the newscasters were the ones who should get it right. After all, they expect us to listen.
Now, language is well and truly alive. It is in a constant state of evolution. And that is a good thing. I’m quite pleased I no longer have to say ‘thou’ and ‘thy’, ‘forsooth’, and ‘by your leave’. I even welcome some of the slang that has entered into the mainstream. English is definitely a colourful language. But, why oh why are you cutting out a tense?
I realize how difficult it is to actually speak correctly. You have to open your mouth to a certain diameter, your lips must be pursed in the appropriate shape and you must vibrate those vocal cords with control. And the control seems to be slipping.
“It seems another boat sunk off the coast of . . .” Me: It sank you idiot! It sank! And that’s not the only case. It’s just not boats that can’t figure out when they’re entering the deep, dark depths. Drink, drank, drunk. Sing, sang, sung. Swim, swam, swum.
I know that the English language is changing. I can’t say I like all the changes but as usual I will adapt. But it’s really nice to every now and then have a little rant. Please don’t hate me as I sink slowly into the quagmire that is the English language. And I was born into it! Whew! Oh, and in the spirit of full disclosure: not all writers follow the rules exactly. They can’t, it can mess up the spirit of what they’re writing. I am guilty as charged.
Pam, this is a great post! Timely even today , and that’s sad. How about the way ‘then/than’ are abused. A very enjoyable rant my friend. And a justified one too!
Ginger
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hahaha. Or their/they’re? We could go on and on . . .
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I am endlessly amazed/befuddled by the English language and certain things stand out when I hear them –
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It is a great language for confusion and amusement. That is its saving grace.
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I will share this post with The Editor, as she has corrected me on – I was about to say choices, but they are not choices, or should not be considered as such – proper use. Feel free to rent/rant/runt all you want 😉
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hahaha I love your Editor!
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Her comment to me is: “My current issue is with the disappearance of the word ‘fewer’, and the word ‘less’ being used all of the time.”
I might know someone in this household that has made that mistake.
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Super rant, Pamela. I get irked with newscasters as well. I’m glad I’m not alone.
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Never alone my friend.
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AW. Thank you. 😁
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Forsooth! Oh no. I love your comments about our language changing, and how it evolves. Remember when were growing up and were told not to use the word “ain’t”! Cause it ain’t a word! Now we use it all the time. And I’ve never heard the word swum. Are you sure that’s a word? LOL.
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Yep! However it is no longer fashionable.
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I am very much on your side, Pamela, and have my own pet hates. “I would of thought…” Where did ‘have’ go to? (and plain “I think” is even better.) And don’t start me on apostrophies..So many get them wrong.Hey ho..
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hahaha. I concur!
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I ‘thinked’, therefore I am…behind the times…(and I’m a pause freak) 😂 🤣
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Pauses are soooo underrated! They can provide such a dramatic effect.
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Actually Spirit nudged me in that direction so dramatize it is dear lady 😂 🤣
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You hit on something that drives me carazy. All these people who should know better, playing verbal frisbee with the past, present and future . . . it makes me . . wait for it . . . tense.
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Ha ha ha!! I do love a word jockey!
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Aaaaaaannnnd we’re off!
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You certainly hit my grammar nerve. Not sunk, WAS sunk. The one that drives me crazy is “I graduated the University of…”. No, you graduated FROM the University, or you are a graduate OF the University. Thank goodness I had a wonderful English teacher. We conjugated every verb. Do they still do that is school? Don’t get me started on punctuation….
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Well, it gives us something to complain about.
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Yes, indeed!
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Ugh! You and me both, Pamela. I think I go so far as to get a twitch when people who supposedly studied in communication to get to where they are make these kinds of mistakes. You and you’re are HUGE pet peeves of mine but when you listen to people speak, how can they not write it wrong when they SAY is wrong?
I seen it yesterday – twitch
I done it already – twitch
and so it goes… 😉
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We will suffer together . . .
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Commiseration Comrades!
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My greatest peeve since I moved over here is the absence of the past tense of spit! …No-one says ‘spat’! It’s mind-boggling! It sounds ridiculous to hear someone say, ‘He spit the seed out’ … or worse still read it.
Like you I create my own ‘in-novel’ grammar rules, because that’s what we do, and I understand that English is the bastard child of every other language on the planet, but evolution is one thing, lousy communication is another.
There, that’s my rant done too! 😀
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I am so on your side! I did not know about ‘spat’, my mother would be horrified. I can still taste the soap she used to wash out my mouth when I spat at someone. Lesson learned.
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I can’t I unthink what I’ve thunk now, Pam! Is thunk really a word? I’ll have to look that up! As a special education teacher I used a program based on “The Writing Road to Reading” (Spaulding). Our 77 phonograms (updated now to 84) were taught to assist the students in understanding how letters are combined to make sounds. From this we expanded to grammar. I’m far from perfect; however, the 2nd-4th graders at this time (29 years ago) had much better grammar than what I hear today!
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And the slang these days is so unintelligible. Now I know it is another language all in itself but even the english has been bedazzled beyond belief. If we obtained someone born in the 1900 and let them hear our current language they would probably not have a clue and ask which foreign country did this come from 😂 🤣
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Ha ha ha! Very true! I wonder what a person from the future would think of us…
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True dat! 🤔😂😂❤️😂
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If we give our children a strong basis from which to grow they will figure out our world. But I worry they are not getting that strong foundation.
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I understand your worries.
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As a former grammar instructor, I’m pretty fussy myself.
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Now I’m really worried!
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I can think and write better than I can speak. Maybe that’s because of spellchecker. Plus the American form of English is quite different than that of the old country.
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I am better when I am speaking in my mind which means I’m better writing as well.
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