God might smite me with a thunderbolt if I speak ill. Of course, I could always risk that he is lousy shot.
God might smite me with a thunderbolt if I speak ill. Of course, I could always risk that he is lousy shot.
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Thanks for the morning chuckle because I haven’t thought about it that way. Well done! Have a good day, Pam.
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You too my friend!
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Guess it depends how much the person or thing you speak ill of deserves it to know how much you want to risk it! 🙂
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I’m definitely a risk taker!
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You and me both!
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Hahaha! You have me laughing out loud! Think about it, if God intended to smite us every time we spoke ill of someone, we would live in a world of the walking wounded!
Thanks for starting my day off with a good laugh.
Ginger
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Maybe that is why the hospitals are so full… He has been smiting!
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Ha! I just laughed so hard I spat out my coffee! Thanks for the giggles 💕🙂
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Giggles are an excellent exercise!
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I’m laughing, Pam (I almost lost my coffee). I’m pretty sure God has a sense of humor – good thing.
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If He does not, then we are toast…
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Haha – he got the Unicorns 😏
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Those smites might be the equivalent of a warning shot across the bow. Or someone’s bifocals are perched atop one’s head…
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I would never tattle on Him!
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What happens in lightning bolt smites stays in lightning bolt smites. Lest the aim should become more precise.
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Good one
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Thanks
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I’m betting most of us do, Pam.
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Ha ha! Very true.
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Lol…um, I’ve seen some of those shots dear lady, temptation has long skid marks 😂 🤣
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I have made a few of those…
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Haha, me too! 😂 🤣
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I laughed. I am disappointed with God and has been for a long time. Cannot explain it but know it hurts. Thanks for a laugh!
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Happy to help!
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