Our Creator walked into a bar,
He really didn’t have to go far,
With His Ghost at His side,
His Son tried to hide,
Cuz Daddy thinks bourbon’s a star!
Our Lord likes a tipple or two,
Anymore just really won’t do.
But the Ghost is a lush,
His songs make me blush,
And Angels think there’s been a coup!
I’ll say this for our celestial guest,
He makes us feel we are blessed.
With His heavenly light,
He makes everything right,
And yes, I admit I’m impressed!
A lesson is here to be learned:
Respect is something that’s earned.
No matter your stature,
You still bring the rapture,
All you need be is concerned.
I will walk down the path I am shown,
And never will I feel alone.
Cuz with God as my guide,
I will always abide,
And reap the best I have sown.
Butterfly Sand 
If I press the Like” button, am I going to Hell with you? Or are we both counting on the fact that God surely has to have a sense of humor?
Thanks for the smiles, Pam.
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If God doesn’t have a sense of humour then we are toast! I’ll bring a parasol, that should keep us cool and Hell.
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I have always believed that He does, and that it might be His greatest gift to us. I mean, besides the whole salvation thing. Oops. Is there room under that parasol for both of us?
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I always have room for a friend.
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OMG! I am laughing out loud, “The Heavenly Gate….our spirits are in glasses.” Only you would have come up with that. You outdid yourself Pam. Surely God is laughing Himself silly.
We know He has a sense if humor. He made all of us! 😵💫
Ginger
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Dan started it last week when he made a comment about our Creator walking into a bar. So if I’m going to hell so is he! Yeah, God has a sense of humour . . . please have a sense of humour!
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I love this tongue in cheek look at things!
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My tongue spends far too much time lodged against my cheek…
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It is very important to exercise all of our muscles, I say 🙂
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Terrific, Pamela. I’m glad the dad picks bourbon.
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He definitely has good taste!
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Excellent! And so original…..x
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I was hoping no one would be offended. I was just having too much fun!
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I’m counting on god having a sense of humor
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If He doesn’t, we are in BIG trouble.
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Love it!!! Such a fun look at God. I will now burn in hell but then, I guess all the deities know what a riot I am. LOL!
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If there is no laughter in heaven then I am going to hell!
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We can laugh together in hell…if heaven does not have laughter…🤣🤣🐾💖
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God likes bourbon? I knew he was my kind of guy.
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Got to love someone who likes a tipple.
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Love, love, Love this!! And I really needed you to make me smile!!!
Thanks a million, Pam.
I needed a smile to-day
Jill
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I am so pleased it did!
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