A knife made
A cutting remark to a fork
Who looked up and said
“I have a point,
several in fact.
I think you’re on edge
And not really yourself.
The rumour I hear:
The spoon scooped you again!”
The knife then retracted
And quietly said
“I feel so under used,
The world has gone soft!”
“Time will move on!”
The fork then proclaimed.
“You’re just newly minted.
Too soon you’ll complain
Your edge is abused!”
The drawer softly closed
On the bickering pair
As the glass chuckled and stated:
“Half empty or full
I’ll always be clear!”
I’m going to be chuckling as I make my toast this morning – the knife shines!
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He does like to stand out!
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“Cut it out,” said the fork. “You’ll never be the sharpest knife in the drawer.”
“Fork you!” the knife sliced back.
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HAHAHA! Brilliant!
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I love this! My spoon is doing the happy dance in my Cheerios! You work such magic with your words, and all for our enjoyment. Thank you dear friend.
Ginger
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The magic is in the friendships. Thank you for being my friend.
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The pleasure is all mine! 💕
Ginger
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And as no one was looking the plate absconded with the spoon…
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I was surprised. I thought the bowl had caught the spoon. My bad
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so clever!
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Thank you!
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Haha 🤣 Oh Pam, you know what weapon to use in your words. I too have a glass that holds my cutlery, but alas the knife must face downward, it has a wicked tongue and often draws blood if I don’t speak kindly to it 🤣
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I just grabbed whatever was handy because, you know, picture!
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Ah, but painted so well dear lady, a masterpiece of words 😀
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Sporks have a lot to answer for Pam!
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A perfect example of multiple personalities.
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🙂
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Love this post!! 😀👍👍
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Thanks! It was fun to write.
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🤗
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I love how you take simple objects and bring them to life! So much fun to read.
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Thanks Dale. The ordinary can be extraordinary.
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Absolutely!
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Very creative Pamela. Very enjoyable.
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I’m glad you liked it John
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😊
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Made me smile
Sent from my iPhone
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That pleases me
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I can always tell when you have a blast with these! This one is a classic 🙌
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I love to play with ordinary and mundane.
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Hee, hee … love it. 😀
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Thanks.
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Oh my gosh, this is SO perfect! You are amazing.
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Ha ha ha! You are so kind!
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So awesome!
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Thanks!
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