Lord give me strength,
Don’t leave me alone!
I’m waiting for signs,
I’m right by the phone!
I think I am good,
I do as I’m told.
That bit with the baker,
Just means I’m not old.
I know what you think,
I should not have said.
But seriously Lord,
I just wanted bread!
Not one of the 10,
Have I seriously broken.
But in moments of stress,
Number three have I spoken.
One is intact and 5 is a given,
I try number 4 each Sunday I do!
But sleep is the devil,
If only you knew.
My Lord is my Saviour,
He waits by my side.
When shopping for shoes,
I swear He does hide!
Each morning and night,
I kneel down in prayer.
I say all the words,
You taught me to share.
But now is the time,
Dear Lord that I ask.
Forgiveness in truth,
For a despicable task.
My last nerve did he break,
And I killed without thought.
That mosquito is dead,
Your words I forgot.
Stop laughing Dear Lord,
There’s a mess on my floor!
Your mask it is slipping
And I think that you swore!
Butterfly Sand 
🙂 love this!!
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Oh no Pam, poor little thing. Just because you have an impeccable wine for blood, she could taste you from a mile away I bet. You shall just have to make up for it by saying ‘give me strength, give me strength’, 10,000 times 🤣
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I write it down 100 times every day. I’m pretty sure I can hear somebody up there chuckling.
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This was a fun read. I think you can slip past the gates with this on your record, Pam. Don’t be surprised if you see St. Peter swatting the back of his neck.
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It helps to have the right friends on your side.
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Outstanding, Pamela. I enjoyed this.
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I am so glad you did John.
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Hysterical! And if God wears pants, he peed them! I thought I felt the house shake earlier. I think it was God and His angels and St. Peter laughing like lunatics and stomping their feet!
Mosquitoes beware!
Ginger
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If God doesn’t have a sense of humour then we are doomed!
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I like to think God has a really great sense of humor. Let’s face it, he’s going to need it with us! 🙂
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When I think of the platypus, I know He has a sense of humour.
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He definitely has a sense of humor.
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Hahaha! Love it!
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