A Felonious Fetish

I am here to confess,

To a serious crime.

I am planning it out,

It may take some time.


But wicked and evil,

And nasty, I’m sure.

A felonious act,

Will soon now occur.


I have thought it all through,

And I am going to commit.

An act so depraved,

You will deem me unfit.


But things now are rough,

In these desperate times.

I just may be crazy,

But still, it all rhymes!


I will stop using commas

And my meaning may slip.

Confusion a constant

But still sharp as a whip!


Now I know you are thinking

That woman is mad.

But I’ll bet you did smile

At least just a tad?


Then my work here is done

For the moment at least

Til the next time perhaps

When I surprise a wee beast

26 thoughts on “A Felonious Fetish

  1. Mark Lanesbury

    Phew…just absent comma’s, I thought for a minute, you found my chocolate supply, and was going to do a raid, it was the shark that set me off, as I’m a terror in using them, every 3rd word haha 😂 Great verse dear lady, ever titillating our english vocabulary 🤣

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