A fly on the wall,
We’d all like to be.
A different perspective,
On the world we would see.
No one would know,
That we were so near.
Gathering gossip,
On those we hold dear.
Our size makes it easy,
To wander about.
Close and then far,
Even inside and out.
There’s only one problem,
I can see from this blotter.
Wielded with accuracy,
The dreaded fly swatter!
Hahaha! Not so easy being a fly on the wall! One minute you’re a gossip-gathering machine and the next minute you’re splat on that wall. Perhaps the flies would do better if they kept out of people’s business!
Ginger
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Karma is a bitch!
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Oh would we ever
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Again and again
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I’d object to the diet (if I was a fly).
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Champagne tastes and a beer budget…
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Grisly end, but it might be fun while is lasted 🙂
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Fun or funny, maybe both!
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And then there is that sticky wicket fly paper…
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That is one way to get stuck in.
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Great ending
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Thank you Don
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That was great, Pam! How often we have used that term: “Oh to be a fly on the wall…” As long as no sticky paper or flyswatters are about! It’s actually a good metaphor for those who stick their noses in businesses to which they do not belong!
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I would love to use a flyswatter on those busybodies…
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Oh man, would I ever, as well!
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Beware of the netted shadow. A fun poem, Pam.
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Thanks John.
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Well said dear lady, our lives in perspective. May I never get caught in a spider web and watch it coming at me to wrap me in its gossamer threads to be tucked away for a later snack 🤣
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I remember that movie!!
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Haha, Frodo got to experience it big time 🤣
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Yesterday was a busy day, so I had to return for you poetric romp through Funland … and you didn’t disappoint. For some reason, the swatter entered my head, and you came through!
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Ha ha! I’m glad you enjoyed it!
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I love your sense of humor!
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Thank you!
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Haha. I just replied to your Whale Piss post and for some foolish reason it logged me as anonymous. Oh well. I am kind of anonymous, at that.
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You my friend or anything but anonymous! You have a smile that could light up a room and the voice that needs to be heard. I am listening.
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So creative and cute, Pam!
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Thank you!
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The game plan would be to hide in corners and on ceilings, and never bug anyone.
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That could lead to a much longer life.
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Let’s hope
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