I know I’m getting older,
I know I’m not a kid,
But please somebody tell me,
Where it’s all been hid?
My sights not 20/20,
My eyes are growing dim,
I saw a pretty lady once,
But it seems Her was a Him?
My abs have gone on Walk-About.
I think my hair has too.
I’d like to hope they will return,
But I really have no clue.
Twenty years has snuck away.
And I am wondering why.
Have I really just forgotten?
It makes me want to cry.
Really, I was always there,
I truly had a blast.
If memories are all that I have left,
At least it was my past.
Tales are told of a misspent youth
I cannot say there’re true
But when I’m old and cranky
Perhaps I’ll do it too!