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The Cabal
The dishwasher whispered
To the toaster one day
There’s crumbs in my workings
In an irritating way
The toaster responded
With a mouth full of bread
The faults not my own
It’s the humans I said
The kettle then screamed
My ass it’s a glow!
Stop bickering this minute
My lid’s gonna blow!
The oven just smiled
A long gentle burn
He knew what was coming
He’d just wait his turn
Then a cold laden breeze
Filled the room with despair
With the fridge door ajar
They knew who was there
“Breakfast is ready”
Came the bone chilling call
And the hoards then descended
On the appliances cabal
Daily Quip
Funny thing about free speech: somebody always pays for it.
Daily Quip
Dogs these days, always checking their p-mails!
Shady Quip
I am convinced some people really do live in an alternate reality.
Daily Quip
We can’t dream it right but we can make it right.
Daily Quip
The first step towards making the world a better place is getting out of bed.
Daily Quip
Money is not the root of all evil, people are.
Shady Quip
Some people should not play in the gene pool.
Daily Quip
What if no one is listening? Do we still matter?