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Dinner Plans



A Cornish hen doesn’t care about salt

Or roasting pans overheating


A Dairy Cow has made new plans

That don’t involve her udders


The chicken’s gone, it hitched a ride

Aboard a boat of cheese


And next in line I’ve heard it said

The condiments are leaving


Knives and forks and plates are staying

But oh so unencumbered


The pizza left and donuts too

The shakes are starting off.


Vegetables are striking out

The fruits are right behind


Your dinner plans may be on hold

The ingredients are striking!