Some people act the fool so well one has to wonder if it really is an act.

Bad luck is just good luck with a hangover.

A good threat can accomplish so much!

Some people change their faces the way others change their minds.

Your mouth will only get you into trouble if you open it.

Some people really do live in an alternate reality.

Do you think we can get this beginning right?

Don’t go looking for coal in your stocking, Santa has forgiven you.  It’s been a tough year.

I’m not going to apologize for being human but there are those who should.

We may all have brains but some people never use them.